One afternoon, as everyone was dozing off, I spotted Xiao Shijun, the quietest handsome guy on the tech channel, holding up his iPhone and staring at the fruit logo below the camera. Confused, I swallowed my pride and went over to ask.

Xiao Shijun, as expected of an outstanding graduate of the selfie major, pulled me closer and generously shared his private tip: "See? The Apple logo on the back of an iPhone can be used as a mirror when taking selfies!"

Suddenly I felt thunder rumbling in my ears. Later, after weathering all kinds of storms, I finally realized that compared with what you're about to see below, this was nothing.

1. Baidu: The ultimate network diagnostic tool

If even Baidu won't open, then there's a 99.99999999% chance the network is down. Someone asks: "What about Google (Weibo)?" What is Google...

2. iPhone: The secret weapon for wives checking up on husbands

This feature may affect family harmony, so use with caution. Things like "took my husband's phone to my best friend's house and it automatically connected to her WiFi" are way outdated. Take your husband/boyfriend's phone and go to: Settings > Privacy > Location Services, scroll to the bottom, select System Services > Frequent Locations > History. Tap each entry, and you can clearly see where he went, when he went, and how long he stayed.

3. WeChat: The end of the directionally challenged

The scariest thing about dating someone who has no sense of direction is not that they don't know north from south, but that they don't know where you are or where they are. That's when WeChat comes in handy. Open the chat window, tap the + icon at the bottom right, then Location > Share Real-Time Location. You can also hold the voice button at the bottom to give real-time directions. You don't even need to worry about north or south; just tell them forward, backward, left, and right. Directionally challenged folks, go ahead and cry.

4. 10086 Little E robot: Free chat companion

Single guys, why spend every weekend miserably taking self-imposed lessons in loneliness? Don't forget, we have a "person" in our hands. The magical 10086 is actually a robot. Look at what it said to me—this must be the legendary "warm guy." More importantly, chatting with it is free, unlike Apple's Siri, which makes you pay for data.

5. One computer + phone: Pretend to go on vacation

If your ex still checks your Weibo and Qzone from time to time, don't overthink it—she's not missing you. She just thinks: "As long as you're not doing better than me, I can rest easy." For this outrageous truth, one trick is enough. Prepare your two fingers + one computer + one phone, and you can pretend to be in Hawaii from home. Let your ex gnash her teeth in envy.

6. Condom: Top-tier waterproof phone case

Here's the question: Whose phone waterproofing is the best? Forget 998, forget 88—for 5 yuan you won't be cheated, for 5 yuan you won't be fooled. A condom gets the job done easily. Let me whisper to you: in the wild, a condom can hold at least 1 liter of water, and if injured, it can even be used as a tourniquet! Just remember to wipe off the lubricant.

7. Paper cup: Essential phone speaker for square-dancing aunties

Chinese aunties conquered the Louvre in Paris and the highway with godlike square dancing. Product managers, guided by user awareness, couldn't help asking: "Aunties, what's your biggest pain point?" "Carrying the speakers." I, who have always claimed to be the "Friend of Aunties," suddenly had an epiphany: a phone placed in a paper cup is enough, with sound quality comparable to a passive speaker. The auntie excitedly grasped my hand and exclaimed: "Looks like paper cup concept stocks are going to soar tomorrow."

8. Nokia: Cracking walnuts

Someone asked me why I left a blank line. Answer: Silence speaks louder than words.

From:Tencent Tech