Young man, auntie understands you.

Auntie:Young man, auntie understands you.

Me:Auntie, I hope your daughter understands me better.

Only programmers can understand this!

This is brilliant, worth a try.

What is this?

I feel like I'm digging in a cave, you all can't see me.

That's terrifying.

Programmers changed the world and lowered the crime rate.

This conversation is perfectly fine!

After becoming a programmer, I didn't even know I could leave work at 6.

Did I say something wrong?

For blind dates, you still need the auntie; the auntie understands you.

Haha

Your mother was created with new, and you were inherited.