1. Almost all programmers are comedians in the wrong field; they start making dirty jokes at the slightest disagreement(PS: Genius programmers are born old drivers)
Driving (making dirty jokes)
Old driver, wait for me!
2. Technical groups barely talk about tech; in the end they all turn into meme-battle contests
3. Technical people are basically always easy to communicate with; despite complaining endlessly about all sorts of unreasonable and bizarre requirements, they finally go off silently to write code
Helpless
4. The claim that programmers are single dogs is the biggest rumor; most coders either have a lovely wife at home or are not lacking girlfriends (programmer apes are naturally innocent and low-key)
As innocent as me
Being low-key is the most badass way to show off
Finally
