1. I am a 2B
This is a universally recognized unit strength comparison table:
- Already on holiday == wealthy unit
- Starting holiday on the 12th == artistic unit
- Only starting holiday on the 16th == ordinary unit
- Still working on the 17th == 2B unit
- Continuing to work on the 18th == fighter jet among 2B units
- Still working on the 19th == You are a 2B, nothing to do with your unit! What about your unit..?
Here I admit first: I am a 2B
2. Is your boss a human?
- Gives bundles of cash == wealthy boss
- Gives cash checks == boss is high-end and classy
- Gives double or triple salary == boss is somewhat trustworthy
- Gives food (e.g., a 100 yuan bread card) == boss is a bit inhuman
- Gives nothing == Do I even have a boss?
- Gives each person 1 million == You've met a scammer
3. Is your leader a god?
- Steps down himself to let you move up == your leader is a true god
- Decides to promote you before the new year == your leader is worth committing to for life
- Has the idea to promote you but waits until after the new year == basically depends on your attitude toward giving gifts during the new year, somewhat inhuman
- Has no intention at all of promoting you == either your leader is a 2B, or you are a 2B
4. About life ideals and plans
- Before the new year, your colleague talks to you about ideals and future plans == he will switch jobs after the new year
- Your colleague talks about ideals and future plans in the year-end summary == he hopes you will switch jobs after the new year
- Your supervisor suddenly calls a small meeting with you and your colleague to talk about ideals and plans == your supervisor is going to switch jobs and hopes you will go together
- The boss suddenly talks to your supervisor, you, and your colleague about ideals and plans == either the company shows signs of disbanding, or your boss has no money to give bonuses
- You suddenly talk to your colleague about ideals and future plans == you're overthinking it
(Original: http://www.jtthink.com/2014/01/25/5012.htm)