Every programmer plagued by bugs wishes they had Sun Wukong's powers. Either seventy-two transformations, or vanishing into thin air in the blink of an eye

1. Who touched my code?

This is indeed a feeling of déjà vu. After countless explanations, no one believes me, but I still have to say: it wasn't like this originally

2. What? Still using IE6?

After perfectly supporting IE7+, 360, Firefox, Chrome, etc., suddenly struck by this bolt from the blue.

3. The person in charge has already left the company

No materials to review at the last minute, all the comments are identical! Taking up the banner of follow-up work, who knew the client would be so difficult to deal with. But this program really wasn't developed by me — he only told me at the time: it runs perfectly, and the documentation is complete!

4. It's over, I couldn't find it online

The road ahead is long and winding, I will search online for the answer. But unexpectedly, I searched for it a thousand times, and when I turned around, Baidu hadn't even indexed it.

5. You just need to update the code again and it'll be fine

Why is my commit gone? Why does the update report an error? Why is there a conflict? — You just need to update the code again!

6. Who set the default account password to admin?

How did I log into the system when the database has no data? After checking the code, I found it was hardcoded!

7. Not fixing it anymore, I'll just rewrite it from scratch

Faced with complex processing logic, I really can't understand it; might as well just write a dedicated one myself — it'd be faster.