1. So, you want to become a hacker
2. That's a great ambition, because...
3. You need to get a cool mask and a sharp suit
4. If you're a hot girl with a boyish haircut, even better
5. Damn, this hairstyle is pretty good too
6. Find a very, very small pair of sunglasses
7. Or bug-eye sunglasses
8. Sunglasses are very, very important to a hacker, aren't they?
9. To be a hacker, you need at least two computers
10. A hacker can turn any environment into a workspace
11. A hacker needs a very hidden hideout to avoid police arrest
12. Hackers know the internal structure of computers very well
13. IE? No, real hackers use Firefox
14. Real hackers have green text on their computer screens
15. Linux? That's right, real hackers use Linux
16. Hackers can break through defense systems and obtain top-secret information
17. Don't be mistaken, these are ticket scalpers, not hackers
18. This one is clearly a newbie hacker, very unprofessional
19. Look at me, I'm carrying out hacking missions in a spacecraft
20. Oh my god, this fox is also a hacker
21. Only real hackers can understand this picture
22. Congratulations! You've finally become a hacker
23. Start your new life as a hacker!